So, I was going to make a video of Siri reacting to funny commands like "I love you" and "What's your favorite color?" Then I saw this video and it's easily 10 times cooler than anything I could do. So here's a video by Jonathan Mann showing off the sassier side of Siri.
I honestly still can't decide if Siri is genuinely useful or if it's just going to provide great entertainment and never ending memes. In the mean time, here are some particularly sassy replies: Q: Can you tell me a joke? A: I can't, I always forget the punch line. Q: Beam me up A: Energizing... A: Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode. A: OK. Stand still. Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: It depends on whether you are talking about African or European wood. Q: What is your favorite color? A: My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions. Q: Siri, what are you wearing? A: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh? Q: What is the best phone? A: Wait... there are other phones? A: The one you're holding Q: Knock knock A: Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? James, I don't do knock-knock jokes.